Susan and Mary *wakes up from a yearly slumber*
OH MY GOD!!
Susan: Holy
December 2nd, 2010?! Our last journal entry was in November 2009!!
*shakes Mary rapidly* This is by far the most BRUTAL outcome we have been through for so many months!! Thank GOD we are still alive and breathing!!
Mary: Susan, snap out of it! You are making me very nervous! Look on the bright side, we are alive which is good, am I right? That dream we had for 340 days... I think there was something behind the fallen history of our club founder... what was it, I wonder?
Susan regains her stature and dusts herself off. She cleans her lab coat and freshens up.
Susan: The timeline!! Of course! We have a visual of what happened!!
Uh, hi guys and girls. We are very, very, very, VERY, VERY, VERY sorry to inform you of our very long truancy. Is is up to the Test sisters to update you of our status. We have passed out for a very long time. Mary and I still have our sanity in check, but we are worried about our health due to this pretentious outcome!! You may have known our founder, :KingBoo1987: who has fallen recently due to relentless BS on his previous DA account and his depression has worsened in January 2010. His reputation has been damaged by a stupid fucking troll named
, one who had negatively commented on his art and calling him lots of racial slurs such as the stereotypical hate crime tyranny. KingBoo1987 has been through so much back then, he has lost hope on drawing, his social life and his state really concerned us because he was making himself very sick at the time. Trollbot0009 was banned off of DA completely and may that bastard go to hell for hurting our club founder!!
Pardon my French, we are all tense and riled up after a long sleep.
Mary: Not only DA, YouTube was also giving him a very hard time with the constant trauma that one person was giving him back in April 2008 and this guy had a group of trolls attacking his friends and him as well and he needed a vacation. A VERY LONG vacation. I mean fighting off 275 trolls on a daily basis is hard for the guy and he has been a member for four straight years there. But the person who tormented him had it coming 400 times worse because a massive "swarm" of angry YouTube members raided that person's channel, causing massive destruction, terminated almost every spare account that this "uber troll" had. This idiot still hangs onto a small thread, but he is still hated by over 600 people now.
Susan: In March of 2010, our founder has finally snapped out of his depression! This is deemed to be a permanent cure! I was intrigued to know about this. He has fought his depression and slain it as if it were to be a dragon! He is feeling much more confident, more bold and willing to do anything now! I was skeptical at first that depression wasn't going to go away for a long time, so I had to analyze my founder's sub-conscience and well the cure was a spiritual revelation that he had. This spiritual revelation is the key to his motivation, you see. He was happily drawing, taking on more tasks and his bright and cheerful mood made us happy as well.
Mary: After the spiritual revelation, we have been through a long hiatus. We had no clue that our founder has revived himself onto DA again with a brand new attitude, a positive one at best!
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Was it Cirno, the Touhou ice fairy that convinced him?
Susan: No, it wasn't Cirno. It was a friend of his that convinced him to come back. ElysianAngel8 is the new and improved KingBoo1987!
He DID come back! This dream is not a dream! It's reality!!
Well, now that we are back again, stay with us for a while. It's been some lonely, lonely nights.